(the girls think it's HilAriouS when they do his hair and dress him up! I do too! They did this when he was on the computer.)
It's that time of year again. This is the time of year I am constantly mad at my husband. Why, you ask? It's because of something that can be summed up into one word:
Basketball
For those of you lucky enough to not know what I mean. I will be a little more specific. NCAA College basketball tournament time is here, and that my friends, means HOURS of basketball on TV a day for about 3 weeks. It all starts when you have the teams announced, that was on Sunday. After that you have to carefully fill out your bracket to see if you can beat your friends and coworkers at picking the winners. Today the first round games started. I am so lucky to have a husband who left me to go and actually be at some of these games!
Now don't get me wrong, I want my husband to be able to go do "man" things. Doing "man" things is good for him. But this is the time of year that the "man" things overtake him into another realm. Granted it's only once a year. But frankly after dealing with it for 9 years it just gets worse to me! I keep on thinking I will get used to it, but I don't! There is never a time where I can for a 3 week period just "check out" from reality. There is no possible way! I was sick last week and he was actually out of town for most of last week and I had to stay on top of things, I didn't do it very well but I did alright. I even had a good reason to check out, but I couldn't! Even when he got home and could take care of things, I was there in the background reminding about things i.e. "feed the girls", "shower night", "change the laundry" etc. I couldn't/didn't check out.
Here we are the beginning of the Madness. The time of year the hubs checks out for basketball. He is mad for the games, I am mad at him for being mad for the games. It's a vicious cycle. Who will be the victor at the end? Only the bracket can tell. Whose cuisine will reign supreme? Probably not mine, for I am not slaving at the stove while he is non-existent in this house. (I actually just felt like writing that phrase from Iron Chef, I'm weird, I know.)
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?
WHAT are you THINKING? You can just CHANGE your mind? Why on EARTH would you dump your FIANCE on national television? BTW-If I hear you say "those eyes" (Molly's) one more time I swear I will break something!
Molly…
Why on EARTH would you take him back? If he can do that to Melissa, he sure as HECK can do that to YOU! How can you just decide after 5 minutes of his jabbering, that he is worthy of you. THEN you actually MADE-OUT with him!
Melissa…
I feel so bad for you. No one should have to go through that. I can see that you were invested in the relationship, but you unfortunately got a "bad egg". You, sista, got the short end of the stick. I really hope you find someone that SCHOOLS that retard Jason!
(Oh and I totally am breaking up with you now!)
